Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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