how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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