Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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