What did we do last night that was yellow?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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