dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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