Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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