Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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