i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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