Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Randomize
