just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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