Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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