Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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