He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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