i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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