I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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