I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Randomize
