She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
i think im in europe. pls send help
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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