Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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