hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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