his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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