bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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