carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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