yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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