yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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