went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
