Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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