How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol