turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard