she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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