So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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