I can text with my tongue
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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