How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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