She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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