I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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