lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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