OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize