i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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