You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
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my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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