you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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