nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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