I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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