Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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