my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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