3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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