Everything about him screamed your future.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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