Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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