What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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