Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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