So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Randomize
