Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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