I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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