Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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